Top Dresser Drawer

"Can I start a blog just about sex toys? It's the only news I keep up with anyway." UPDATE: Lately, I mostly post about cats & feminism.
Recent Tweets @happybodiesblog

I’m not sure why, but it took me a moment to realize this was not about mattresses.

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autasha:

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MY FAVORITE THING FROM ANY COMIC

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

CLEVEREST SHIT.

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howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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Umm just stupidly accurate.

grilledcheese4evr:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.

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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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Me just in life.

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gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

Role Model.

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For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.

n.t. (via theglasschild)

this is so true for me yesterday of all days

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I rise. 

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On the bucket list.

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