Top Dresser Drawer

"Can I start a blog just about sex toys? It's the only news I keep up with anyway." UPDATE: Lately, I mostly post about cats & feminism.

why-and-or-bother:

dont we all sister

iwoulddieforprince:

Prince judging you

Shade.

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

(via toocooltobehipster)

shloobykitten:

i woke up like this

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

(via lolgoaway69)

(via zmizet)

wordsbyac:

"You’re not like other girls"

Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.

(via wheatthin)

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(via kablamber)

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

(via funnytext-posts)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via bossypants)

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(via misswizzle)

(via wheatthin)

breakfastburritoe:

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

(via lolgoaway69)